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EPISODE 11 ---- MYTH OF THE BLUE SCORPION (SCORPIONGIRLS' BIO)
Tanya Danielle America's Busty SuperHeroine!
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DATELINE: SPRING 2001
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AUSTIN POWERLESS : "I AM A SEXY BEAST!!!!!....HEY BABE, THAT HURTs FROM BEHIND..." ;-)
The ( Hilton Cancun ) in Cancun, Mexico . After flirting with the room service matron a very randy Austin Powerless ( Austin Powerless ) brakes out into the second musical number of this photo comic strip. And although it is glaringly sunny outside it's the musical number "I am singing in the rain". Though Austin is no Gene Kelly is does a yeomans job. And why is Austin Powersless singing in the summer sun?.
Well it seems he about to go on a tropical photoshoot with the oh so shagedelic model and future conquest TANYA DANIELLE otherwise known a SCORPIONGIRL. Austin leaps into the air and rushes towards his British Jaguar ( Britsh Jaguar ) convertible ready to drive out towards the perfect waterfall photoshoot location and perhaps if he's lucky some Tanya Danielle shagging as well. Yeah, Baby!!!!
There she is TANYA DANIELLE already in her grey/silver ( BODY BIKINI ) bikini (See club Photo 8/11/02 and Photo
AUSTIN POWERLESS: "C'mon Tanya quit posing for the tourists. We have art to make!"
TANYA DANIELLE : " My fans come first Austin! Oh my gawd my hair is all wrong. Where's my freaking Hair Stylist!!!!"
AUSTIN POWERLESS : "Bloody, Models!"
Three hours later both Tanya, Austin and her blonde hairstylist/girlfirend/FeMBOT/exotic dancer Lana (Coincidence?) jump into the convertible and head for the cancun's waterfall. You see fans along with its many other delights Cancun is home to the mythical tropical blue scorpions who just happen to partial too waterfalls. ( Yeah, I know scorprions live in the deserts. Like, whatever...)
RE: HOW TANYA BECAME SCOPRION GIRL.
Meanwhile at the French Cancer society's secret Cancun Cancer laboratory. ( Scorpion Cure? ) The locals says that the in small quantities that the venom of the blue scorpion has healing powers.A tired French (Isn't it always the bloody French?) researcher is pissed off. It appears that his latest experiment on tropical scorpion specimen number thirteen has turned out to be a complete failure. He (researcher) decides to up the dosage of radiation. As slowly cranks up the radiation doasage all way past eleven ( My apologies to Spinal Tap) he notices that his pet scorpion skin begin turn a bright glowing blue. Hmmmm.....and what does our researcher do next. Well he picks up his radioactive pet with some radiation shielded tweezer and places her/him into a beaker which he them promptly drops the beaker on the floor. Crash!!! Shattering glass sounds.
RESEARCHER: "Tabernac!"
Well as you can guess our radioactve friend scurrys out of the lab and towards the Cancun lovely sunshine and the nearest source of water. Furthermore, like an good scientist our research assistantkeeps his mouth shut about thirteens' escape and promptly replaces it with another scorprion.
RE: AUSTIN TRAMPLED ( See Jack trampled by Jill? )
Meanwhile back at the waterfall Tanya and Lana are getting little to much into the photoshoot and start making out with each other. Austin feeling powerless (pun intended..) decides to intervene. Much to his pleasent surpise both Lana and Tanya begin to trample Austin Powerless with their combined 9" vamps. ( Better than republic )
LANA & TANYA: "Girl Power!!!!"
Oh the pain is so delicous that Austin ask for more punishment. Our two future superheroines (http://superheroinecentral.com/) kindly oblige with some face sitting and full body jumping!!!. Now that's got to hurt. While Austin writhes in pain or is it pleasure they each fail to notice a bright blue glowing scorpion heading their way.!!!!!
AUSTIN: "Please, please tie me up!!!, Pretty Please?"
TANYA: "You pathetic english worm!"
LANA: "Let's crush him this time!" ( LANA LOTTS!! )
AUSTIN: "Wait, is that a bright blue glowing scorpion I see near my head???"
LANA: " Shut up worm! Do you want me to crush your balls with my
heels!"
AUSTIN : "YES, YES! Er no! Wait, Don't you see the freaking
SCORPION GIRL!!!!"
TANYA : "DON'T CALL ME SCORPION GIRL!!!!, EEEEEEEEEEEEK "
Tanya has spotted the bright blue radioactive scorpion and CRUSHES it brutually with the front part of her massive 9" Vamps ( Shop till you drop for Fetish Shoes!!! ) She is in such a rage over the fact that some bug interrupted her tropical trampling she doesn't notice the blueish serum on her jet black Vamp heels.
STORY TO BE CONTINUED OR NOT......
posted by Alan @ 10:12 PM
