And in this corner, the Dark Princess!

 

a.k.a

Jenna J. Jameson

 

"Tanya Scorpion girl who?  And from what trailer park...."

 ---  The Princess of Darkness talking trash 

Title: What lurks in the Dark Princes's Heart? - Lust! ?

 

 

As the early morning dawn's light  dawnsnear Los Angeles, a Dark Princess' ( aka http://clubjenna.com/) private jet slowly taxis into a dimly lit airport hangar at John Wayne International airport.

There  are only a few  grounds crew around, and they are bored to death waiting for their shift  to end.  But this morning the grounds crew may want  to stick around as the Axis of Evil breaks in her newest Damsel of Doom.

And Now WithOut Further To Do....

 

Krystal: "Oh dear, I hope she likes my resume"

A nervous and excited Krystal Steal  ( http://www.krystalsteal.com/ ) stands at the end of the tarmac overjoyed at the thought of her last interview with the CEO and  starr to the 'Daily Smut' news magazine.  After all readers Krystal had 2 beat out so  many others for the coveted position of personal assitant  to the Jenna J Jameson!

 

 

As the albino learjet's engines whir to a halt.  The  Lear Jets gang way is pulled to ground by the grounds crew.  Ever the hollywood goddess Jenna  glides quickly to the qround as if walking thru clouds. 

At first sight of her  white heels and skirt our eager future intern/assistant Krystal Steal rushes past  the  still awestruck  grounds crew to greet the thinly disguised Dark Princess.  The Dark Princess is strangely dressed all in white. (ed: White?)

JENNA  J JAMESON: "Are you Krystal?"

KRYSTAL STEAL : "Oh, Yes, I'm so flustered your like my favourite actress"

JENNA  J JAMESON: "Welcome to Hollywood, babydoll. Hmmm..Are  you prepared to do anything for the Daily Smut Magazine empire?" asks a coy  J.J.J. wickedly.

KRYSTAL : "Oh, Yes as you can see here..."

JENNA J JAMESON: "I don't need that silly document. All  I need to see is your determination"

Jenna J next tosses  a white fur lined blanket  to the ground in front  of Krystal. Krystal wonders what's that for to herself.

JENNA J JAMESON: Well then on knees honey for your make-or-break Daily Smut audition".

The  Dark Princess'  staff auditions  are little bit different then your regular models interview .  Well here take a  look  at these  "terrible" pictures. I'm so disgusted!  

WARNING: SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT PICTURES OF JENNA vs. KRYSTAL

*CLICK HERE PHOTOS *

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