EPISODE 5.1:
LANA, BLAME IT ON THE BOSSA NOVA
Starring : (GOOD) Tanya Danielle as ScorpionGIrl
(GOOD) Shay Sights as Lady Shay
(EVIL )Summer Cummings as Mistress Summer
(TEMPTED ) Dark Knight as Batman
(GOOD) Confused Androgynous Sidekick as Robin
(GOOD) Pam Anderson as Stripperella
(EVIL EVIL ) Jenna Jameson as the dreaded 'Princess of Darkness
(EVIL) Masumi Max as Pussy Galore
(EVIL) Kelly Hu as Lady Venom
(GOOD/EVIL) Veronica Zemanova as CAT WOMAN
and coming soon the ultimate villain STONE CHRUSHER! (Boooo)
Dear Avid Reader,
Our intrepid heroines and heroes have just about defeated the forces of cat suited evil by the Spearmint Rhino on Olympic Boulevard. It's is now a clean-up operation as Stripperella, Robin and Cat-woman tie up all the evil doers. Pussy Galore, Dita and Poison Ivy struggle hopelessly against the cruel roped will of their captors.
Batman and Robin have sighted the bat signal in the night sky and are headed toward their next adventure of the night - or is it perhaps a trap set by the evil 'Princess of Darkness' herself. The plot thickens dear reader.
And now without further to-do we join the tit-tanic struggle in progress...
The City of Angels turn's toward the dark sky...
BATMAN : "Quickly Robin, to the bat mobile!"
ROBIN : "Already, on it Dark Night"
BATMAN: "I wonder what new evil surfaces on this evening"
ROBIN : "Eghads!, Super Villianesses have attacked the playboy mansion!!!" (http://playboy.com/ )
BATMAN : "The playboy mansion?... Ladies we must be off, duty calls"
Batman jumps quickly into the leather cockpit of the bat mobile III almost tearing off Robin's ear as he drags his sidekick into the co-pilot seat.The wheels screech and the jet turbines spit white hot fire ;and then roar as Batman throttles his super car. Cat-woman turns her head quickly in just enough time to see Batman's afterburner disappear into the darkness. Her feelings for the Dark Knight coming to the surface as she remembers her brief indiscretion with Batman's nemeisis the Riddler. Catwoman, you see wants the Dark Knight back, badly.
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In another part of Los Angeles and speeding towards the same destination as Batman and Robin is our super heroine team of Tanya Scorpion-Girl and Lady Shay Sights in their modified and armored Pink Cadillac with twin 20mm guns.. They convertible's top is down much to Tanya's chagrin.
Tanya Scorpion-Girl and Lady Shay are breaking several known traffic Metro Los Angeles laws as as they speed now towards the Playboy Mansion and away from the now under control Spearmint Rhino. The infamous Playboy Mansion that Tanya swore she would never step foot in again. But this time it's a cry for help from her friends that brings her back to Hugh's decadent enclave.
LADY SHAY : "Tanya there's been a disturbance at the Playboy Mansion. They have taken stately Hugh Hefner and 20 of his playmates hostage. And my god, the evil doers are women.
TANYA SCORPION GIRL : "Do you think all this car wind will ruin my hair. I mean I can't show with bad hair, can I?"
LADY SHAY : "Pay attention. They are threaten to do terrible things to the hostages unless Cat-woman shows up alone?"
TANYA SCORPION-GIRL : "Cat-woman! and not me? The cat suited minx gets all the publicity in this town. Mental not Shay hire new publicist."
LADY SHAY : "Good God. Oh did you hear?"
Tanya pushes down on the accelerator with her 7" pink vamp heels and pushes the here pink 1950's style caddy into super cruise mode. She now determined to get there before cat-woman. She drawn back into the conversation by Lady Shay dramatic pause.
TANYA : "Hear what?"
LADY SHAY : "About what happened to Lana Lotts aka Nemesis after you left her."
TANYA: " Shay! I said never bring up Nemesis with me, ever. Do you read me!"
LADY SHAY: " Tanya, Lana still needs you. She's fallen on hard times. She's even Lap Dancing for men."
Tanya hits the cars' brakes abruptly. Both Shay and Tanya are thrown forward as the the Pink Caddy screeches to a halt. Tanya struggles mightily to keep the vehicles on the road. The minor dust storm kicked by their cars' tires a visible sign of Tanya's distress."
TANYA : " Dancing for men! How perverted. I mean how depraved!"
LADY SHAY : " You left her the altar. She swore of all women, threatened to go back to dark side and Dr. Evil. All because of you!!!"
Shay's words echoed in our super heroines head. "All because of you...". She felt guilty of course, after it all she( dogooder ) was the one afraid to commit....
TO BE CONTINUED....
Visit these sites for more on our stars...
Dear Avid Reader we do have a video clip of the tragic blonde villianess 'NEMESIS' aka Lana Lotts as strips for the sleazy and sordid patron's of the 'Kit Kat Cabaret' of Berlin in Germany.
What a fall from grace ...
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posted by Alan @ 6:52 PM
