Saturday, July 26, 2003
Sunday, July 20, 2003
TANYASCORPIONGIRL AND THE AXIS EVIL!!!!
INTRODUCING : MISTRESS
DITA VON TEESE!
Vavoom, Baby!
Great Scott!, Batman...It's finally here!!!!
Starring:
Summer Cummings......Mistress De Torment
Dita Von Teese............Mistress Von Teese
Tanya Danielle.............Tanya Scorpiongirl
Shay Sights.................Shay Supergirl
Kiana..........................Racer-Girl
"Top Secret"............... Uber-Villianess JJJ
Brittany Andrews.........StrapOnWoman
Maisumi Max..............Femme Fatale
Feature Web Site Wired Pussy ( Adults XXX)
[STOP] The following is adult parody intended for mature audiences only!!! [STOP]
NAME : MISTRESS DITA VON TEESE
ALIAS: PINUP GIRL
POWERS:
A set of killer bonet hair pins. These hair pins are tipped with poisonous curaré. These hair-pins-of-death can be thrown by the deft Dita at over 90 miles an hour. Deadly....
A devasting stare that turns mortal men to butter. Batman has a secret crush on Dita. Too bad for the cape crusader he has to compete with Marilyn Manson.
And finally Mistress Dita has the fastest nunchucks this side of the mississippi. (See Attached Picture)
FAVOURITE COLOR: Black (Go figure!)
ROLE: Sworn enemy of the Superheroine Justice league. She once vowed to put the evil back into the city of angels.....
BIO: Dita was trained as a proper english lady. Dita has since drifted into her current career of pinup girl/fetish model by day and devastating villianess/catburglar by night. Forget her alia of 'Pinup Girl' Dita is not to be taken lightly or messed with.
PS: Due to a unfortunate contract dispute with a Michael Myers of Canada. The producers have decided to replace the now too expensive "Austin PowerLess" character wih suave and ebonair british super agent Bean aka John English aka Rowan Atkinson. (See Attached Picture)
TO BE CONTINUED....
...Tanya Danielle