SCORPION GIR!L

vs.

THE PRINCESS OF DARKNESS (JJ)

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TITLED: Super Heroine Photo shoot

 

Starring:

 

Hugh Hefner…………………….Hugh Hefner (http://playboy.com/ )

Harley Quinn……………………Tyler Foxx

Lady Shay……………………….Shay Sights (http://www.shaysights.com/)

Joker……………………………..Joker   (http://dccomics.com/ )

Tanya Scorpion-Girl………….Tanya Danielle (http://www.tanyadanielle.com/ )

Catwoman……………………..Taylor Wane (http://www.taylorwane.com/ )

Poison Ivy……………………..April Hunter (http://www.aprilhunter.com/ )

Lady Venom………………….Kelly Hu (http://www.kellyhu.com/)

Princess of Darkness………..Jenna Jameson (http://www.clubjenna.com/ )

 

 

Dear Avid Readers,

 

It is early morning at the mansion the sun arisen to a glorious morning.  If you remember from last weeks perilous and wet episode that evil Harley Quinn had been left to the tender mercies of a victorious heroine Scorpion-Girl.

 

Having defeated all the evil doers left at the playboy mansion our intrepid  superheroine sets about wakening the still groggy hostages.

 

But as Harley Quinn continues playing with herself,  dear readers some of us are wondering  what happened to the Joker!

 

Scorpion-Girl ( aka the superheroine ) has broken into the playboy mansion’s extensive first aid kit. 

 

After several minutes fighting her way through layers of unused  condoms packages she has located Hef’s smelling salts.

 

And Now Without further To do....

 

 

 

And now without further to do the next installment of Tanya Scorpion-Girl vs. the Axis of Evil….

 

 

“Here you go Batman, I've brought smelling salts…” – Scorpion-Girl

 

“Cough…Cough….. What happened  to me my  fair haired Scorpion-Girl” -- The Dark night

 

“Your okay; you were hit with Harley’s evil Chlorodust Gas.  I must go now and wake the other hostages  Batman....... Your on your own” -- Scorpion-Girl

 

“But wait, where the Joker is!” – Batman”

 

“He got way with  the incredible Catwoman as his hostage”  --  Scorpion-Girl

 

“That fiendish criminal!”  -- Batman yelled

 

“Perhaps Harley can tell us where they went.  Whenever  she's  stop pleasuring with herself….” -- Scorpion-Girl.

 

"You seem to have that effect on women.  I'm Just saying..... " --- The Dark Knight as   Tanya gives him the evil eye.

 

 

 

 

The Cape crusader lept across the crowded room of former prisoners and grab a somehow  now respectably attired Harley Quinn by the shoulders.

He shakes her violently trying to shake the information out of her.

 

“Your not Joker” -- So said a delirious Harley

 

“No, I man Batman”

 

“Oh Sh*t!” -- Harley says; suddenly, very lucid

 

“Where is he? Where did he take Catwoman? Who was in that  helicopter ?’

 

Harley decided to spit in the face of the Cape Crusader.

 

“Phooey, I’ll never rat out Joker you flying rodent!” - Harley.

 

“How about I a let Tanya take you  Level 11. Then you'll talk?” – Batman.

 

"Level 11???" --  Harley Quinn

 

Harley Quinn was evil; but not, dumb.  After all Scorpion-Girl's  powers had left  her utterly helpless and delirous just minutes earlier. And the one thing Harley Quinn hates most of all  is lossing control - now matter how pleasurable the experience.

 

 

“How about If I talk in return for my freedom” – Harley

 

“I’m listening…”- Batman

 

Meanwhile our heroine has revived the or released  the rests of Hugh Hefner  captured party guests. Tanya walk ups to the Dark Knights  and whispers in his ear.

 

"What's Level 11?" --- Scorpion-Girl

 

 

 

Hugh Hefner's party guests were all  still in shock over the  what had just transpired.  Especially Hugh Hefner after all it was his private party these two evil doers had spoiled.

 

"Why would the Joker and Harley Quinn  wan to hurt Playboy Inc!" - Hugh Hefner

 

 

“Twin evil doers Joker and the vivacious Harley Quinn. With an  Eviler  plan for world domination. I’ll  of course will  stop them  “ --  Scorpion-Girl

 

Suddenly Hugh Hefner stops and pauses  and whispers to his favorite fetish photographer and ex-hostage   Anneli Adolfssen

 

“Miss  October 2005.  Anneli, what do you see it?”  -- Hugh  Hefner

 

"Why is everyone looking at me?" --- Tanya Scorpion-Girl

 

“Yes! Yes!, look  at that jaw line.  Those strong  fem muscles and those massive breasts…….Yes!I sees it now Hef”  -- Anneli Adolfsson

 

“Playboy October 2005 issue Girls of the Super heroine Justice League!!!!!!”

 

--  Anneli and Hef’s said simultaneously.

 

"Eureka!" -- Hef

 

"I've had enough, I've got to find Catwoman" --  The Dark Knight

 

“Please you  flattery me!   I know I  have the look of a super-model but I  have to go now and save all makind. I have no time for silly photo modeling” --  Scorpion-girl

 

“I do” --  Miss January 2004  said meekly in the background.

 

“But darling  you'll  be on the cover of this Octobers’ Playboy Magazine.  You can not refuse....” -- Anneli

 

“Did you say cover Page?”  -- Scorpion-Girl

 

“Special Limited Edition!” -- Hugh Hefner

 

“I guess crime fighting can wait for another day!” -- Scorpion-Girl

 

 

And with that dear readers the battle  between good and evil  fought at playboy mansion was ended with  Camera Clicks.  While our fearless heroine Tanya posed for Anneli Camera’s  and basked in the limelight, other made plans.

 

 

Tanya was revelingin  the attention  that was topped off topped with the arrival of the KTLA   crack news team 

 

 

Ah yes, the life of a superheroine/model/catfighter has it privileges…

 

 

By now Batman has grabbed Robin and left in pursuit of his prey the Joker.  

And this time it was personal for  our Dark Kight aka  Batman for still harbors some feelings for the hostage Selina  aka Catowman!. Batman last words as he left the scene were...

 

“Geeez......Models!” -- Batman

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Darn it doesn't anyone here know how to do lighting?" -- Scorpin-Girl

 

 

TO BE CONTINUED…

 

JENNA JAMESON 7x24hrs