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TANYASCORPIONGIRL
AND THE AXIS EVIL!!!!

Volume II : Episode 0
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Great Scott!, Batman...It's finally here!!!!



Starring:

Summer Cummings......Mistress De Torment
Tanya Danielle.............Tanya Scorpiongirl
Shay Sights.................Shay Supergirl
Kiana..........................Racer-Girl
"Top Secret"............... Uber-Villianess JJJ
Brittany Andrews.........StrapOnWoman
Maisumi Max..............Femme Fatale

Featured URL: Wired Pussy ( Adults XXX)


And a cast of thousands...

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[STOP] The following is adult parody intended for mature audiences only!!! [STOP]

As the sun gently sets behind the pacific ocean ( Hermosa Beach Webcam ) Los Angeles' many weary residents slowly begin their daily crawl home for a night of rest and relaxation they are completely unaware of the new peril lurking within their fair city. All is well in the city of Los Angeles as the dwindling sunlight casts long shadows on the pavement and bright warm rosy-orange light off the side of some buildings.



LA's many citizens have nothing to fear as the Superheroine Justice league keeps watch over the city - OR DO THEY?
For tonite the tables have been turned and LA's finest super-babes are in deep trouble!

(Maisumi Max aka Pussy Galore/Femme Fatale)

Super Villianess Femme Fatale paces the floor furatively. Her cold cruel laugh peircing the warm twilight room air off an abandoned film studio lot in the industrial district.


FEMME FATALE : " SuperHeroines! Some Superheroines you wenches are! Scorpiongirl you'll soon regret not licking my boots clean"



TANYSCORPIONGIRL: "Never!, You bitch. Scorpiongirl never gives in to evil! "



FEMME FATALE : " What about the time Nemeisis aka Lana Lotts (Lana Lotts) went down on you in Episode 13 - Volume1"





Tanya's ( Tanya Danielle ) hissed protests seems to have generated an evil gleam in Mistress de Torment eyes. You see the devilish Summer Cummings ( Summer Cummings) has imprisoned and bound three members of the Superheroine Justice league. Shay ( (Shay sights) , Tanya and Kiana all try to writhe and moan to freedom but their ropes seem to tighten more with each thrust and twists of their lithe bodies.

( Terrible ).



Summer Cummings is a "contract bitch" of that evil evil new FOX newspaper the "Hollywood Reaper". The Hollywood Reaper is operated by one uber strong and dastardily Mistress JJJ. Mistress JJJ like all good villianess has plans for WORLD DOMINATION WHILE WEARING A REALLY GREAT PAIR OF SHOES. ( Banana Shoes Store)



MISTRESS JJJ : " DARLING! WHAT A FABULOUS OUTFIT AND MATCHING PLATFORMS. JUST PERFECT FOR WHACKING SUPER HEROINES"


MISTRESS TORMENT/ SUMMER CUMMINGS : It's by the oh so divine Baroness. ( Baroness devine Clothes Store) I'd thought you like it JJJ!!!!


You see Mistress JJJ has beeen losing readership to Tanya Scorpiongirls' Daily Variety newspaper and has hired Summer Cummings to make the superheoines pay dearily by cutting off all their hair. Eghads!, the end seems near for intrepid Super Women.



But fear not avid readers!! StrapOn Woman ( Miss Brittany Andrews) is on her way to fight evil and rescue our intrepid Superheroines from Summers' most twisted torments.



Oh, Yeah Baby!!!!

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Fortunately, for you dear avid reader we here a TanyaScorpiongirl Comics do have pictures of this most degrading event.
(To think you doubted me )

EPISODE #14 EPILOGUE : BABY LET ME BLOW YOUR MIND....


DATELINE:


EUROPE AND AMERICA

From the Scorpion Archives - March 2003....



[STOP] : You must be over 18years to proceed onwards [STOP]

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Starring:

Tanya Danielle.Tanya Scorpion Girl
Lindsey Mackenzie.....Cat Woman
Danni Ashe............Danni Ashe
Lana Lotts............NEMEISIS
Mike Myers............Austin Powerless
Mike Myers............Dr. Evil
Kiana.................The Babe
A Siamese Cat.........Mr. Bigglesworth
Natalia...............Rubber Nurse Natalia
Foxxxy Brown..........Ebony Ayes
Ron Jeremy............Suave and DeBoner
O'Farrell Girls SF....Fighting FemBots


Starring a cast of dozens. And they all lived happily ever after...

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MAJOR CAREER MOVES...



When we last left our intrepid young super heroine - TanyaScorpiongirl – she and Austin Powerless had just saved the world and the Super Heroine Justice League from the EVIL Evil Elixir-9. With one notable exception – The Girl Next Door? Chelsea Charms - who tragically ;-) wasn’t reached in time.



Dr. Evil has decided to become the new spokes model for the hair club for men somewhere in Minnesota. And I quote Monsieur Dr. Evil here "Curse you Scorpion girl! I'll be back. Oh yeah , Working at a men's hairclub doesn't make me gay - you evil democrats!" . Dr Evil Lives On!!!



Ron Jeremy has signed a contract with people who make Viagra. He soon to become their new spokesman. Ron promises to put "the stiffy back in America!" A hearty condolences to Bob Dole. Ron Jeremy



Rubber Nurse Natalia works as at secluded medical clinic somewhere in Germany. You can almost HEAR the crisp snap of her latex gloves from here.
Natalias Rubber Club Cat woman aka Linsey Dawn Mackenzie marries Austin Powerless. They now blissfully together and run a oh so naughty web site.


Janine the Dark Avenger got tattooed and hooked up with some motorcycle mechanic from West Coast Choppers. ;-)



Danni Ashe now runs some sort of little web service designed to cure wayward men and women of their addiction busty 2 women. Hmmmmm..... I hear that Danni's many customers aren't being cured. Sigh! ;-))


Oh yeah, Rhonda Rydell has become the “mistress of letters” at some Yahoo Fan Club. I forget what it's called ;-)



And yes, Lana Lotts as Nemeisis and Tanya Danielle have run off to the Swiss Alps. While at a secluded mountain retreat Lana Lotts gently serenades Tanya in a rowboat in the middle of a pristine and serene lake to the hypnotic rhythms of Gwyneth Paltrow and Huey Lewis' love ballad. - Crusin



And as for Alan B. Smithee he now works at Starbucks in West Hollywood. Sigh.... Drop by someday and say hello. Wait a minute is that Steven Spielberg ordering a Mocha Latte? This could be my big chance!




MUFF DIVER ZONE...

PostScript : Nemeisis aka Lana Lotts was caught on film with a man. Totally Shocking ;-0. Scorpiongirl magazine has strict No-Man's-Land ;-) editorial policy regarding its marquee superheroines and is with some regret considering writing Lana out of the sequel.

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SEQUEL : Watch this page for ScorpionGirl II : This Axis of Evil




LEGAL STUFF: The above is intended only as adult parody.
All resemblance to reality is fictional...