EPISODE: 4.0

Tanya ScorpionGirl and the ‘Axis of Evil.’

WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKs

IN THE HEART OF

THE

DARK KNIGHT?

STARRING:

Team DoGooders:

Heroine and Hero	Actress	Web
Batman	Nameless Hollywood Actor	http://www.dccomics.com/
Robin	Nameless Hollywood Actor	http://www.dccomics.com/
Tanya ScorpionGirl	Tanya Danielle	http://www.tanyadanielle.com
Wonder Woman	Lynda Carter	http://www.wonderwoman.com/
Catwoman	Halle Berry	http://www.catwoman.com/
Lady Shay Sights	Shay Sights	http://www.shaysights.com/
Strap-on Woman	Brittany Andrews	http://www.brittanyandrews.com/
Kiana	Kiana Tom	http://www.kiana.com/
Stripperella Jones	Pamela Anderson	http://www.stripperella.com/

Team Evil Doers:

Villianess & Villian	Actress	Web
Mistress Von Tease Lady Venom Pussy Galore Princess of Darkness Mistress Summer Agent 69 – MI5 Poison Ivy Night Wing	Dita Von Teese Kelly Hu Masumi Max Jenna J Jameson Summer Cummings Jordan ‘Katie Price’ April Hunter Nameless Actor	http://www.dita.net/ http://www.kellyhu.com/ http://iamtrouble.com/ http://clubjenna.com/ http://summerc.com/ http://jordanfanclub.co.uk/ http://aprilhunter.com/ http://dccomics.com/

HEROINES /W COOL RIDES:

Bat Mobile III	http://giger.com/FilmDesign/Images/FrontOctober98.jpg GIGER USA
Brittany’s Bike	http://www.westcoastchoppers.com/images/bikes/harley_deuce/a.gif WEST COAST CHOPPERS
Hummer H2	http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/index.jsp GM

Dear Avid Reader,

When we last left out intrepid crime fighting duo of Batman & Robin they were trapped outside the Spearmint Rhino Los Angeles’ parking lot. Actually the gas station at the corner of Olympic Blvd.

There the two heroes faced down 4 powerful super evil heroines Poison Ivy, Mistress Dita, Pussy Galore and a hidden mysterious villain.

Our damsel in distress Heather Kozar has been dragged kicking and screaming to the backroom of the Spearmint Rhino. The clubs many patrons and dancer unaware of the evil being done in their Midsts.

And now without further to do?

CHAPTER: CATIGHT NEAR THE ‘SPEARMINT RHINO’

Batman and Robin stared down the 3 evil Villainesses as both Stripperella Jones and Catwoman strutted on to the scene. Under the garish light of the gas station it looks as if a three way catfight Is about to break out. Jose’ the faithful gas station attendant flips signs on the pay window to CLOSED. He next locks the doors of the attendant booth and "hauls his ass" away from the fray.

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The heroines, villainesses and the crusaders Batman and Robin next lock eyes with each other like some scene out of a Sergio Leone Western. Sort of like a scene out of the “Good the bad and the Ugly (1966)” except the gunfighters are heroines in leather catsuits and capes.

ROBIN: Catwoman and what’s your name blondie. Thank god Catwoman & ? we were done for."

BATMAN, Stares longingly at Selina Kyle ak.a Catwoman. The cape crusader not knowing whether or not to be happy or sad at the prospect of being saved by his ex-girlfriend.

BATMAN " Selina, so good to see you. Are you ready to dance with a few evil doers?"

The Dark Night

CATWOMAN: Sit this one out my cape crusader, Stripperella and I will finish of these evil minxes.

And Batman the gallant knight that he is grabs Robin by the shoulder and says "Let Catwoman and Stripperella" handle this, one. Wink". Ah yes Catwoman who like her feline name sake is very independent.

You see cats are loners. A cat might let you stroke her fur and give her some catnip, but she Ultimately don’t care if you also have a dog or a parakeet or a girlfriend that you maybe like Better; for she is the center of attention.

EVIL POISON IVY “Let her handle it! I'll crush that minx. And then teach you what it likes to be with a real woman my dear cape crusader."

CHAPTER 'DANCE OF DEATH’

Pussy Galore, Poison Ivy and Mistress Dita adopted their classic fighting positions. There Cat suits gleaming in the twilight attracting many on lookers. After all this LA and this Super heroine vs. villainess catfight was going to best show in town tonight. Truckers honked their cab unit horns, pedestrian gawked and cars stopped as both heroine and villainess circle each other a Dance of death.
Batman was feeling more than a little concerned tried to hide his emotions from Robin.

Poison Ivy the muscular and buxom red head while dressed in a similar fashion to Catwoman, with a Full green leather bodice, leather pants and sleeves bordering a plunging décolletage, had a Muscles that would appear to be too overpowering put against over our fair Selina Kyle. She looked, at least superficially, extremely capable of bringing every puerile adolescent male fantasy to life. Tall and leggy, with ravenous long red hair and red pout-y lips, the woman Posed
unconsciously, showing to spectacular advantage a curvaceous figure. The only edge to the fantasy was her eyes. Dark green and determined, they seemed to take in everything in the Surrounding is at once - like some sort of mutlti-headed evil flower.

Batman was saved from further concern by Poison Ivy’s fumbling snatch at her tree-vine whip. The staccato crack of the length filled the air, though the Catwoman dodged easily. The two gorgeous Women in matching leather were duking it out furiously. See an opportunity Pussy Galore lunger a Stripperella and held her at pay with a killer head lock. Both heroine and villainess' massive chest heaving under the strain. (Dear Reader, I had to add that line ;-) )

Stripperella!!!

STRIPPERELLA : "Who-who are you? What do you want?"

PUSSY GALORE: "They call me MS Pussy Galore, Blonde Bitch"

STRIPELLA: "Bitch!" With that Stripperella ground her 7" spike heel into Pussy Galore's leather boot toe. She had forgotten to bring her steel toed boots.

Don’t call me babe!

PUSSY GALORE: "Drats!!!!, You unfair witch!"

Pussy Galore tried to jump up and down and regain her composure and her balance; but it is way too late! Vampy blonde Stripperella Jones has pinned the evil buxom beauty Pussy Galore to ground. Using her coiled diamond string repelling wire Stripperella proceeds to hog tie the squirming Pussy Galore against her protestations with Japanese style knots. The gathering crowd was cheering on the four
fighting heroines regardless of their affiliations.

Meanwhile, Mistress Dita Von Tease is sneaking up on the transfixed Batman. More concerned with Her own sexual conquests of the cape crusader than the fight go on just feet from her. ( The super heroines are super horny!) She grabs Batman from behind like a piece of raw meat claws of a tiger. Robin is completely unaware as stares at some gorgeous young street actor in the crowd.

MS DITA VON TEASE : "Hey , badboy let me help you out of those tights. After all everyone knows Catwoman hasn't been taking care off you."

BATMAN : "Must, resist! I'm stronger than my wanton lust" A little voice in the cape crusader replies "no your not." The table had turned. Batman was feeling weak kneed and wondering why falling for such a beguiling evil beauty was a bad thing.

MS DITA VON TEASE : "Yummy" Dita Von Tease next licks the caped crusader rubber bat ears.

BATMAN : "Robin!, Robin! Fuck it. What the Justice league of America (JLA) doesn’t know, won't hurt them!"

Unnerved, Catwoman started edging around, pacing the woman opposite her.,

CATWOMAN : "I don't think I've seen your kind before?"

POISON IVY : "And you'll never will again, you cat suited serving wench" The woman said with an

easy arrogance, "And I want the world 2 know how I defeated Catwoman!"

Where art Batman…?

CATWOMAN : "Defeat me?, never!"

POISON IVY : "You are going to be my plaything, bitch!Tsk, tsk. Seems like the rumors on you are true an overconfident second rate thief.."

CATWOMAN "Better that than an overly endowed leather freak / tree-hugger!"

POISON IVY : "First off, you’re wearing leather too. Secondly, the only reason you’re not as ‘overly endowed' is that your not as aspiring Hollywood model/actress!"

Poison Ivy next paused, posed, and took in a deep breath. "Why Catwoman, surely you’re not feeling a little . . . inadequate?"

Catwoman’s response was a garbled shriek of rage followed by another lunge that her opponent easily dodged.

CATWOMAN: “This is getting very old fast ." She spun, kicking the Poison Ivy into a Gas Pump and started the meters numbered tumblers spinning. With a meaty thud against the cold steel gas pump..

POISON IVY : "Arrrgh!, Evil Witch" Poison was no longer meowing. Oh now she was seeing stars.

As the Catwoman approached the stunned Poison Ivy she casually reached and grabbed the other woman’s waist. Robin noted that she held the Poison Ivy tightly. She breathes deeply in the face of her weakened prey.

CATWOMAN "So what is it like being Catwoman's Bitch?"

Heroine, Villian or Cat Burglar?

Robin thought to himself "Just who is this Catwoman? The caped vigilante in town?

Then she looked up, directly at Robin.

CATWOMAN: "Where is Batman? ….. Where can I find fair Heather Kozar?"

ROBIN: “Batman, you’re alive!”

Batman has stumbled on to scene from out of the back door the strangely clean restroom. His super hero outfit slightly disshelved and he was walking uneasily. The Dark Knight was however smiling for once.

He turned and saw the now victorious Catwoman in front of him. He suddenly felt very guilty.

BATMAN: “Selina...”

Catwoman unaware of Batman's quickie with Mistress Dita Von Tease blows Batman a kiss. With that she was gone to rescue the fair lady Heather Kozar. ( http://www.heatherkozar.com/)

Given the ferocity of the catfight at the 76’ Gas Station, Robin might well have been forgiven the huge sigh of relief he heaved when after a new bat-signal painted the sky above.

CHAPTER: PRINCES OF DARKNESS

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DIRTY DEEDS YET TO BE DONE.

Jenna J Jameson - Editor & Villainess

Ah yes, While this ensemble sexy cat fighting was going on the evil Jenna J Jameson editor and chief of the 'Daily Smut' was not asleep. Oh n, no dear reader our vampy villainess of Darkness was planning her next evil deed. You see reader Jenna was so impressed at all the success her first kidnapping and exclusive photos, she had to plan her second act in her climb to the top of the corporation.

Standing in front of a full length mirror on her 20th floor of her swanky Los Angeles office:

PRINCESS OF DARKNESS : "Oh Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all"

MIRROR: Silence

PRINCESS OF DARKNESS : "You silly peace of glass it is I, JENNAH. Look at my newspaper’s pictures and kidnap story have been picked up CNN, LA Times and USA today! Look at this rate I’ll soon be on Larry King!"

MIRROR : Silence

The Princess of Darkness’ moment of self congratulations is broken by a shriek of a ring ring of A near by phone. On the other the end of the phone the co-owner of the "Daily Smut" - Mr. BIG.

MR BIG: "JJ that Heather Kozar story was great! The Daily Smut will soon no longer be known as just another Yellow rag"

JENNA J JAMESON/ PRINCESS OF DARKNESS : "The next big story will cost you more..."

MR BIG: "Anything you want JJ. I'm talking with the E! TV network now they want to do a syndicate show called the "Daily Smut”. You keep those Hollywood scoops coming, and we will both soon be rich!"

The Princess of Darkness’ evil laughter was reverberating of the glass pane windows of her massive 20^th floor office. For she already knew what her next great headline was going to be! The headline was floating in her head.

“CATWOMAN KIDNAPPED!!!”

CHAPTER: BIOGRAPHY OF VILLIANESS - POISON IVY

Real Name: Pamela Lillian Isley

A.k.a April Hunter

( Tyler Foxx had a contractual conflict!)

Height: 5’2"

Weight: 100 lbs.

Eyes: Green

Hair: Red

Green with envy?

First Appearance:Batman #181

Pamela Lillian Isley was a successful botanist whose only purpose was to complete her thesis about plant and animal hybridation . Unfortunately she fell in love with the professor Jason Woordrue (later known as the Floronic Man).

He used her as a guinea pig for his breakthrough experiments and injected toxins in her body, her molecular structure was changed for ever. She soon realized her touch was poison and that she had the capacity to give plants a mean of defense against humankind .

She eventually became Poison Ivy and after having learnt how to regulate her toxins she went to Gotham City in search of credits to create her own rain forest where she could live alone with her plants . She

encountered Batman and eventually fell in love with him since he was the only man able to resist her.

When she finally managed to create her rain forest in the Caribbean islands, the latter was Destroyed by a criminal experiment of a new weapon known called Metal Prometheus. Therefore she understood that her fight against enemies of nature would never end . Then she found her true vocation as Poison Ivy the earth goddess and protector of mother nature.