EPISODE 8 : TANYA SCORPION GIRL AND THE AXIS OF EVIL
CHAPTER : THE SUPERVILLIANESS WHO STOLE XMAS, WELL ALMOST
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SUB TITLE: Making of an Evil Summer Cummings
STARRING:
Evil Summer..............................Summer Cummings
http://summerc.com/
http://summerc.com/
Villianess Leader........................PePersephoneFONT>
http://www.sickchixxx.com/
http://www.sickchixxx.com/
Villianess Venus.......................Jewell Marceau
http://www.jewellmarceau.com/
http://www.jewellmarceau.com/
ScScorpion-Girl...........................Tanya Danielle
http://www.tanyadanielle.com/
http://www.tanyadanielle.com/
Nemeisis.................................Lana Lotts
http://wwww.lanalotts.com/
http://wwww.lanalotts.com/
Mr Roper..................................Ron Jeremy
http://www.ronjeremy.com
http://www.ronjeremy.com
Dear Avid Reader,
It was Christmas Eve 2002 and not creature was stirring not even mouse. But something else was stirring good reader something wicked I'd say. Fortunately, this was Los Angeles so nobody noticed. With apolgapologie to Dr. Seuss.
So now without further to do the "Super Villianess" who stole X-Mas.
Drawn quartquartered; and hooded SUMMER CUMMINGS is brought to the lair of doom. The home of the "Villianess League of Injustice (TM) Seduced by many bottle s of wine from Peresphone & Jewell the lady Summer Cummings proves to be putty in in the hands of our the three wrong doers. Honorary league of injustice member Peresphone , Power Villain Jewell and dastardly Frieda toy with Summer!
.....THE HOSTAGE DO GOODER SUMMER CUMMINGS......
EVIL PERESPHONE : "What have my two favorites brought me for X-Mas"
EVIL JEWELL : "We captured this so called Summer Cummings at a Los ALosles PETA rally outside Burger King"
EVIL PERESPHONE : Eghads! Eghads , speak no more of her unspeakable obscenity. Quickly we must save her from straying from path of darkness."
SUMMER CUMMINGS: "Where am I? This doesn't look like the shelter for stray kittens. And why is there rack on the wall?"
EVIL JEWELL : "Silence you silly wench the goddess is speaking. " As Jewell slaps Summer in silence.
SUMMER CUMMINGS : "What did you do that for? Hmmmmrrrph " As Jewell has her hand one more time ready to strike.
FRIEDA : "Worse, yet she overheard our plans to steal Christmas 2002"
At this point Summer Cummings make the mistake of speaking up a critiquing Persephone master plans.
SUMMER CUMMINGS : "Hello, Anybody ? It's like totally been done before. Haven't heard about Grinch who stole X-Mas by Dr. Seuss"
EVIL PERSPHONE; : "You mock us, my precious Summer Cummings?"
SUMMER CUMMINGS : "Bingo, Yatze. And the Grinch lost, ladies"
WOMEN OF THE LEAGUE INJUSTICE : "Eghads!"
PERSPHONE : , Silence her. Punish her until she sees the error of ways "
Our Innocent Summer Cummings is next dragged kicking and scream to the dungeon of pain. Many superheroines have entered Persephone dungeon but none have left unchanged, our have left still clean.
SUMMER CUMMINGS : " You'll pay for this! You'll pay dearly Scorpion Girl where are you."
Pity. Pity our hapless evil doers who didn't notice the bottle of poison Perfume on the counter with the superheroine secret microphone & GPS locator in the bottle of POISON pereume.
( BTW - Poison the choice of supervillianesses everywhere! http://www.womens-discount-perfume.com/p/poison.asp )
Summer cries are heard unbeknown to our evil doers Persephone, Frieda and Jewell by the super heroine defense network. Summer Cummingss have been relayed to Tanya ScorpionGirl ( http://tanyascorpiongirl.blogspot.com/) by matriarch Wonder Woman.
.....MEANWHILE BACK AT SCORPION GIRL's PALATIAL RANCH....
Our intrepid fighter of evil and do gooder Tanya Danielle is in the midst of exercising evil from Jacklyn Smith's wayward husband. Jacklyn husband has thoughts about watching the college bowl football games over the holidays.
Recognize the dire nature of her husband request Jacklyn has called Scorpiongirl to perform an exorcism on her husband Patrick.
Patrick has been deposited by Jacklyn in Tanya Danielle's ; conconsulting office. He has been left hooded with his hands tied behind his back.
Jacklyn has left special instruction for Tanya.
JACKLYN : "Do, what ever it takes to cure him. I still love him" A tear falls down Jacklyn left cheek.....
Tanya begins by perform her aggressive style of therapy upon Patrick. Who has yet to renounce his love of football when the Super-heroineone secret red phone rings.
It's is Wonder Woman
Tanya's Day Job exercising evil
WONDER WOMAN : "Scorpiongirl, the forces of evil have amassed their forces at Persephone evil lair.
They have kidnapped the fair Summer Cummings and are threatening to steal Christmas 2002!"
TANYA DANIELLE "Evil doesn't take holiday, NEITHER DO I. I'm on my way!!!!!"
Tanya immediately drops Patrick to the ground with a sickening thud like sound.
PATRICK : "Hey, Ouch - can't you untie me before you leave?"
Too late Patrick. Too late Patrick indeed. Scorpion girl has rushed out of her office toward the Scorpion cycle buibuiltr her ny bysse James of
Donning her skin tight leather catsuit first, she turns the ignition on her mighty steed and races toward Persephone 's evil lair and lthe fair ady Summer Cumming resscue.
All that is left are wisp of smoke from the burnt rubber of our heroines bike tires.
....MEANWHILE BACK AT EVIL PERSPHONE's
LAIR OF DOOM....
The process nearly complete Summer Cummings begins to submit to the three wrong doers Freida and Persephone and Freida's wicked wills .
They have tortured our former PETA slave with feather, horse whips and Barry Manilow records. The filthy bastadesses.
Then it finallyhappens as Sumer Cummings will is broken and shew gives into Persephone will much to the amusement of the women of wrong doing.
SUMMER CUMMINGS :" I submit. I promise to be Evil. Screw those stray puppies!
..........PILLOW FIGHT TO THE DEATH.........
As our battle is concluded the evil Mistress Jewell steps away from the door to answer the door bell.
EVIL DOER JEWELL : "Who could that be?"
EVIL DOER PERPSPHONEnbsp; "It must be that pesky neighbor ex-cop Mr Roper"
PREY SUMMER CUMMINGS : "Hrrrmph, Hrrrmph" through the duct tape covering her mouth.
EVIL DOER PERSPHONE : "Evil Jewell , use your femine whiles on Mr Roper, distract him by taking him to the bedroom"
EVIL DOER JEWELL : "Mr Roper! But he's so yuck. I mean it's X-Mas!
Peresphone I want to play with Summer some more. Can I?"
EVIL DOER PERSPHONE : "Do it for the forces of evil and the goddess Nemeisis ( http://lanalotts.com/) "
EVIL DOER JEWELL "Why do I always get the fuzzy end of the lollollipop!"
Needless to say as shown in this attached video clip. Tanya Danielle easily overcomes Jewell. And next moves onward and upwards too destroy and crush evil doer goddesses Persephone and and her blond acolyte Freida!
In end Tanya's fighting prowess is almost used for naught as the transformed Summer Cumming has escaped into the early X-Mas 2002 morning....
"Let Freedom Reign, On this X-Mas Day!!!!" --- Tanya Danielle
Our now clad in voluptous black dress Lady Jewell goes to answer the door and is shocked.
As she opens the door its is none other than our gorgeous Tanya Danielle. ( http://tanyadanielle.com/)
EVIL DOER JEWELL : "Wow, Your gorgeous " as she playfully twists her long brunette locks"
HOLLYWOOD VARIETY REPORTER - TANYA :
"Hi , I'm from the Hollywood Variety and I'm doing an article titled , "Who kisses better blonde's or brunettes ". Do you mind?"'
Tanya lays a wet one on receptive Jewell, who doesn't resist Tanya's aggressive advances.
It appears that evil doers need love to, sigh. Anyways CATFIGHTCENTRAL has a film clip of the whole sordid affair.
JEWELL : "Wait...Who do you think you are. I'm not that easy."
TANYA : "Get over it, Evil Doer!"
JEWELL : "Evil Doer?, Oh no your Scorpion-Girl!!!!!"
Tanya pushes Jewell on 2 the bed and slams the sound proof doors shut.
Jewell puts up a valiant fight by arming herself with a ferocious feather pillow.
JEWELL : "Oh, Oh no!"
TANYA : " Why would she say that? That I tried to steal Christmas. You and your evil friends?"
Tanya aggressively plows her massive breast into Jewell shocked face. Unable to resist, again Jewell submissively caves in like a house of cheap cards.
JEWELL : "No, No "
TANYA : "Yes, You did say it!"
JEWELL : "Me?, where did she get that Idea"
TANYA : "I head it from everyone, on the scorpion phone"
JEWELL : "Fuck, You really know how to make me mad"
TANYA : "Ah, Ah hah"
JEWELL : " Wait, what did you do that for?"
Flying Breasts O Tanya The Video Clip:
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Needless to say as shown in this attached video clip. Tanya Danielle easily overcomes Jewell. And next moves onward and upwards too destroy and crush evil doer goddesses Persephone and and her blond acolyte Freida!
In end Tanya's fighting prowess is almost used for naught as the transformed Summer Cumming has escaped into the early X-Mas 2002 morning....
"Let Freedom Reign, On this X-Mas Day!!!!" --- Tanya Danielle
EVIL DOER PERSPHONE "Drats! Foiled by Scorpion-Girl again, Arrgh!!!!!!"
SCORPION GIRL : "Once good has triumphed over evil. Begin to reconsider your...."
3 minutes have passed....
EVIL DOER PERSPHONE : "Oh no, not the good vs evil speech. No no..."
THE END
Merry X-mas Scorpion heads
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