EPISODE 13:
CHAPTER: A LITTLE CLOROFORM
FOR
NAUGHTY CAT…
STARRING:
Our fair haired Do Gooders:
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Heroine and Hero |
Actress |
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Batman |
Nameless |
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Robin |
Nameless |
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Tanya Scorpion Girl |
Tanya Danielle |
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Wonder Woman |
Lynda Carter |
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Catwoman |
Hale |
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Lady Shay Sights |
Shay Sights |
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Stripperella Jones |
Pamela Anderson |
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Halley
Our sexy Evil Doers:
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Villainess & Villain |
Actress |
Web |
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Mistress Von Tease Lady Venom Pussy Galore Dark Princess Mistress Summer Agent 69 – MI5 Poison Ivy Racer Girl Stone Crusher Dr Strange lust |
Dita Von Tease Kelly Hu Masumi Max Jenna J Jameson Summer Cummings Jordan ‘Katie Price’ April Hunter LenaLi Bunch of Screen Pixels Aka The Joker |
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Dear Avid Reader,
As you may recall from Episode 11 that a evil evil team of Fembots, the Joker and Harley Quinn (http://tanyascorpiongirl.blogspot.com/2004_01_25_tanyascorpiongirl_archive.html )
had crashed Hugh Hefner’s birthdays bash and had taken both Hugh, his guests and the buxom playboy playmates hostage
Terrible! Fortunately for the Playmates and Hugh Hefner the
Tanya was late for her ultra manicure.
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A Super Heroine fighting Peril!
(Tanya’s - http://tanyascorpiongirl.blogspot.com/2003_09_21_tanyascorpiongirl_archive.html )
Readers we re-enter he scene as Batman and Robin are just about the crash Harley's and Joker little hostage party. Unfortunately for the dynamic they do not realize that they are walking into Harley Quinn’s aromatic trap....
And now without further to do.....
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Hef's and the Bunnies before Joker & Harley crashed the party..
CRASH! BOOM! BANG!
The dynamic duo swing out on their grappling ropes and back out the window again.
ROBIN: "Oops, We were supposed to jump off the ropes before swinging back out."
BATMAN: "Dooooooeh"
And now back again through Hef's now shattered second storey front Windows. Shattered glass lays everywhere as the dynamic duo force their way into the darken floor room.
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MISS JANUARY : “It’s A TRAP ROBIN!!!”
HARLEY : “Bitch! I knew I should’ve muzzled you.” As Harley next bitch slaps Miss January.
HUGH HEFNER: “Hey cape crusade; that’s expensive stained glass! Do you know how much that cost?”
BATMAN: “Fear not fair Playboy Bunnies & Hef we superheroes cover by Mutual of Gotham’s – Superhero Insurance plan!.”
HUGH HEFNER: “Well then tear Joker & Harley apart. Daddy wants a new solarium.”
MISS DECEMBER: “Batman my hero – hung like a mighty horse too.”
Batman started blush. Unfortunately for Miss December couldn’t see through the cape crusaders mask.
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BONDAGE HEROINE’s OVER AT HTTP://WWW.HARMONYCONCEPTS.COM/
JOKER: “No so fast you winged buffoon. You’ll have to get through vivacious Harley Quinn first.”
The Joker tosses his cell phone to ground. You can hear a panicked female voice on its tiny speaker
JENNA J JAMESON/DARK PRINCESS: “Don’t blow this one for me Joker. I need that feline packaged and alive!!!!”
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JENNA JAMESON
Is the
“DARK PRINCESS”
HARLEY QUINN: “How about time a little do gooder kat nip, especially made for Catwoman. But Robin and Batman are just as good”
JOKER “Meow, my dear!”
PUFF, PUFF MAGIC CLORO-DUST
The large overblown sunflowers on Joker's vest and Harley's tight corset blow out evil green smoke. Egad it’s a chloroform aerosol spray".
ROBIN: " Batman, what's that minty smell? its smells kind of nice"
BATMAN : "Must stay awake,...must stop evil nemesis Joker"
A double wet thud sound was heard as two weakened superhero bodies hit the plush carpeted floor.
JOKER: “Poor little batman without his wits his balance or his Robin. Ha Ha Ha Haaaaah. "
HARLEY: "Perfect Joker, and now to catch the 'Dark Princess' her precious prize and our cool $1,500,000 check signed by Jenna J Jameson”
The Joker lays a wet one on Harley nearly forcing to loose her balance and swoon.
JOKER: "Darling you’re a genius! And we go together like guns and ammo"
HARLEY: "I'd do anything for you Joker."
JOKER: "Time to spring our trap. Let's give that pesky cat a little catnip, Ha Ha Ha"
HARLEY:"Let turn out the lights my love"
JOKER: "I thought you'd never ask!!!"
The room goes dark after Joker and Harley have ball gagged and and tied every one in the room including the dynamic duo.
ELSEWHERE, CATWOMAN RUSHES
IN
TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
Catwoman roars up past the wide open
The eerie silence ;and darkness of Hef’s decadent mansion raising all Catwoman’s feline suspicions. Catwoman idles to off the engine and dismounts her mighty wheeled steed.
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BATBABE DANGERGIRL
JOKER: "To bad everyone has been with that minx Catwoman except you. HaHaAAAAAAh"
BATMAN: "Whooooaaa So Woozy”
HARLEY :"Poor little Batman caught in our brilliant little cat trap."
Catwoman approaches her would prey stealthily. She quietly climbs the stairs towards the second floor. Her eyes already tuned to operate in total darkness help her navigate with out making a sound. She unlocks the clasp on her leather whip as she hears breathing around the corner.
CATWOMAN : “Meow, fresh meat..”
Our feline heroine thinks there is something going on in the end room. She decided to walk in quietly relying on silence and darkness to protect her. This decision would prove to be a fatal mistake.
Catwoman turns the corner and pushes open the doors to the second floor party room. Her eyes immediately making the figures of tied up hostage party goers. Suddenly, bright a light is flashed into our heroine’s eyes temporarily blinding her.
HARLEY : "How about a little cat nip, my dear."
Her senses picking up a faint minty smell entering her nostrils.
JOKER : “Surprise! We decided to throw you a party! Ha Ha”
CATWOMAN: “Joker, You couldn’t even buy a clue!” Cough., Cough.
JOKER : “Bye Bye! My sleeping beauty”
HARLEY :: "Oh look a cat has fallen and can’t get up!"
JOKER: “Ha Ha Ha Ha, You kill me, babe”
Alluring Tyler Fox is 'Harley Quinn'
Alas it is too late as the Harley now soaked in Chloroform Hand goes over Catwoman’s pretty face. Catwoman struggles valiantly and manages 2 minutes of futile resistance before collapsing into Harley Quinn’s eagerly waiting arms.
JOKER : "Tag and bag this bitch, Daddy needs his payday"
HARLEY :'What off Batman and the Boy Wonder?"
JOKER :"I have a little score to settle after unmasking Batman and Robin for the world, My golden Scissors darling!"
Suddenly Joker drops the Scissors handed to him by Harley as the room is now awash in bright list. and in door way in silhouette is the forms of Scorpion-Girl and Stripperella Jones.
Villainous Harley Quinn turns around and says out loud.
HARLEY: “Curses, not that pesky Scorpion Girl! No, No, I’ll not listen to that good vs. evil speech, ever again”
TANYA: “Evil doers, beware Tanya Scorpion Girl is here…”
TO BE CONTINUED…
posted by Alan @ 6:52 PM
