TANYASCORPIONGIRL AND THE AXIS OF EVIL!!!!
EVIL PLANS UNDONE....
....It's Blondie versus Brunette in this ultimate battle of good of evil....
Starring:
Tanya Danielle... Do Gooder - Tanya Scorpion Girl
Shay Sights.................Do Gooder - Shay Sights
Kelly Hu....................Evil Lady Venom
Danni Ashe..................Do Gooder - Viper Girl
Tiffany Holiday............Do Gooder Hollywood Holiday
Jenna Jameson...............Evil Princess of Darkness
Summer Cummings.............Evil Mistress Summer
Heather Kozar...............Damsel in Distress 'Marilyn Millennium'
Tyler Fox...................Evil Poison Ivy
Pamela Anderson.............Striperella Jones
Masumi Max..................Evil Pussy Galore
Dita Von Tease..............Evil Mistress Dita
Veronica Zemanova...........Good/Evil Cat woman #2
and a cast of 1000's ;-)
Heroine & Villianess on the web.
Danni Ashe -->
http://danni.com
Dita Von Tease-->
http://www.dita.net/
Pamela Anderson --->
STRIPPERELLA.COM
Tanya Danielle --->
TANYA DANIELLE
Heather Kozar --->
Heather Kozar
Shay Sights --->
LADY SHAY
Summer Cummings --->
SUMMER CUMMINGS
Tanya Scorpion girl before Brittany freed her!
Dear Avid Reader,
When we last left our story avid reader the evil LADY VENOM(TM) has kidnapped the innocent yet so vampy Marilyn Millennium from the arms of a now despondent Hugh Hefner. The premier of Playboy's Inc's '"14 Year Scratch" had been ruined by the forces of EVIL. For who dear reader knows "what evil lurks in the heart of the evil villianess 'Princess of Darkness'. The Princess of Darkness plan for mayhem was working until she locked horns with Tanya Scorpion girl. And so our story continues....
CHAPTER : CHASING AFTER LADY VENOM
Batman : "Robin to the bat mobile!"
Robin : "Thank God we are here to stop the forces of evil thanks to a tip off by the Super Heroine-Justice-league and Viper Girl - Viper Girl
Batman : "She's headed south according to the Bat GPS satellite. Boeing Corp (TM)"
Robin :"Good God! Where could she be taking the fair haired lady godiva the famous Marilyn Millennium"
Batman : "To Los Angeles seediest and sleaziest club where her screams for help will never by heard."
Robin : "I knew it Batman, the Viper Club"
Batman "No the Spearmint rhino Los Angeles!!!!!" Spearmintrhino Club - Los Angeles) - Let's go battle evil Robin!!!!"
Robin "That evil witch...!"
Batman " You've haven't seen Lady Venom get out of her sexy vinyl catsuit.....Ahhhhh let me take that back Robin" ;-)
CHAPTER: RUNNING OUT OF TIME?
Batman and Robin go to full throttle in their brandy spanking new Bat mobile III designed by Giger of Switzerland. And of course avid reader its the prefect vehicle for LA mean highways and surely won't draw any attention. Now turn on to Highland heading for 101 South Robin comments on h=how fast the new Bat mobile III is on LA's superhighways.
Robin: "That Bat mobile III is one mean ride.."
Batman "We will definitely get there ahead of the forces of eeeeeevil!"
Guess again do gooders. This is Los Angeles and you've just merged on the highway of arrival time doom.
Robin "Good god man, Lady Venom could be half-way to Mexico by the time we get to the Rhino Club."
Batman : "This is what happen when we leave the real Gotham City for LA. We get stuck in the world largest parking lot in a $10 million rocket car...arrrrgh!"
Yes avid reader Los Angeles many citizens greet our intrepid stuck in traffic super heros with many friendly finger and unique gestures. Ah yes the city of angels in its finest form.
CHAPTER : MISMATCH OF EVIL ON NOT SO EVIL
Meanwhile back at Summer Cummings Fortress of Doom. Brittany Andrews has her playful way with a bound Summer Cummings. Mistress Summer now alone and at the mercy of three super heroines struggles to free her self from Brittany Japanese style rope Bindings!.
HEROINE BRITTANY : "So not so powerful now, Miss Diva of all evil!
MISTRESS SUMMER (Gurgling) : "The Princess Darkness will make sure you get your comeuppance Miss B!!!!!"
Smack! Is the sound of Brittany riding crop hitting Summer Cummings upside down body.
HEROINE BRITTANY : "I'll finish up here Scorpion girl. I'll break the unattainable wicked wench"
TANYA SCORPION GIRL : "Mighty Athena! We must go Batman hast text paged with the precise location of evil Lady Venom. Shay get dressed and stop starring at Brittany's dildo.
LADY SHAY : "I wasn't starring, honestly... "
Our two mighty heroines get into their skin tight superwoman outfits withing match capes. First the tight sleek PVC hot pants go on with match tops. The super heroine tops are barely to contain the massive breasts of two heroines. Lastly the towering femmes complete their ensemble with killer platforms shoes ( for height..)
These fighting F2F dominas have brought some some seriously kinky BANANASHOES.COM handbags to hold their super heroine secret weapons kits.
TANYA SCORPION GIRL "Mighty goddess Hera, guide us to victory over evil!"
LADY SHAY "Why does she always say that!"
With that and a puff of smoke our heroines were on the way. Godspeed do gooders - for the evil Princess of Darkness and the eviler Lady Venom has surprise planned for our to champion cat fighters.
TANYA SCORPION "Eeeeeeek. Shay I broke a nail. Stop everything!"
Well avid reader it looks like Mistress Jenna Jameson's aka "Princess of Darkness" date with destiny at the hands of Tanya Scorpion Girl will have to wait a bit, again.
CHAPTER : TRAMPLED CAPED CRUSADER
At the end of very dark alley somewhere in New Gotham section of Los Angeles. Batman and Robin find themselves cornered by vampy villianesses. Usually that's a good things for at least one of our caped do gooders; but, this time around the women have something else in mind. As Robin attempts to leap over the mesh fence behind him he
turns towards the cape crusader - exhausted?.
Robin: "Good Heavens Batman what are we to do with the Princess of Darkness evil agents around?"
Batman : "Pray Robin! Pray that our Bat Mojo still has its potency!"
Robin: "To think I turned down a starring role in 'Will and Grace' for this. Sigh."
Batman: "Great Scott! Where is Scorpion girl?"
As our intrepid crime fighter adopt their defensive positions at the end of the alley way. Neither of them notice the voluptuously shaped feline figures that has swooped in from the roof tops overhead.
CHAPTER : BATMAN & ROBIN IN TROUBLE!!
Batman and Robin are back to back at the end of a very dark alley. The caped crusader and Robin are trying to stare down the four encroaching super villianess. The super villianesses are each smiling from ear to ear for some strange reason? As bead of sweat rolls down Batman's forehead he appears mesmerized by the Pussy Galore's ( aka Pussy Galore ) tight fitting slinky attire. Yeah Baby!
A rather scrumptious and seductive looking Dita ( Dita Von Tease ) is the first to approach our corned outside the Spearmint Rhino club caped crime fighters in the slight darkness. As Pussy Galore unleashes her massive double barreled weaponry on Batman & Robin. So very evil! ;-) (i.e.She slowly unzips her top - half way while breathing deeply ) A panting Batman is now rendered completely helpless and powerless by Pussy Galores visual display.
Robin : "What villainy! How dare they use their ample cleavage on us. But it won't work right Batman????"
Batman : Must not show any weakness. The super villianess will feed of my horniness and turn it against me.
Batman : "Robin, how come your not affected????"
Robin simply smiles and then suddenly there are some loud crashing noises.
CHAPTER : SUPER HEROINES RESCUE - BATMAN & ROBIN
SMASH!!!! CRASH!!!!!!
Silhouetted in the night time mist against the back drop of flickering street lights are the twin felines forms of Cat woman ( Veronica Zemanova) and Stripperella Jones ( Pamela Anderson). As Cat woman turn towards "The Axis of Not So Evil" she cracks her massively long and sinuous bull whip. The cracking sound startles Pussy Galore, Mistress Dita, Poison Ivy and Vampirella.
Stripperella Jones : "Stop you evil wenches for it is I Stripperella Jones! defender of freedom loving people everywhere and your crime wave comes to end here today."
As Striperella Jones turns towards Cat woman she blurts out ,"Ah, I'm sorry but what is your name again?"
Cat woman #2 : "It's CAT WOMAN!!! For the love of god."
Stripperella Jones : "Nice outfit!, though"
TO BE CONTINUED...
