EPISODE: #12
Tanya Scorpion Girl and the ‘Axis of Evil.’
DANCE WITH THE PALE DEVIL
(Rated X: Adults Only F2F Catfight Heroines Story)
STARRING:
The Do Gooders:
Batman
Nameless Hollywood Actor
http://www.dccomics.com/
Robin
Nameless Hollywood Actor
http://www.dccomics.com/
Tanya Scorpion Girl
Tanya Danielle
http://www.tanyadanielle.com
Wonder Woman
Lynda Carter
http://www.wonderwoman.com/
Catwoman
Halle Berry
http://www.catwoman.com/
Lady Shay Sights
Shay Sights
http://www.shaysights.com/
Strap-on Woman
Brittany Andrews
http://www.brittanyandrews.com/
Kiana
Kiana Tom
http://www.kiana.com/
Stripperella Jones
Pamela Anderson
http://www.stripperella.com/
The Evil Doers:
Villianess & Villian
Mistress Von Tease / Lady Venom / Pussy Galore / Princess of Darkness / Mistress Summer
Agent 69 – MI5 / Poison Ivy / Racer Girl / Stone Crusher / Dr Strangelust
http://www.dita.net/
http://www.kellyhu.com/
http://iamtrouble.com/
http://iamtrouble.com/
http://summerc.com/
http://jordanfanclub.co.uk/
http://aprilhunter.com/
http://lenali.com/
SUPERCHICKS DRIVE:
at Mobile III
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GIGER USA
Super heroine Bike
http://www.westcoastchoppers.com/images/bikes/harley_deuce/a.gif
WEST COAST CHOPPERS
Hummer H2
http://www.hummer.com/hummerjsp/index.jsp
GM
Girls Kissing, Nice.
http://www.girlskissing.co.uk/
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Dear Avid Reader,
Catwoman the ferocious minx had already begun speeding away on her super hot West Coast Chopper in search of her destiny and the Playboy Mansion where evil kidnappers had struck once again. Elsewhere in the City of Angels the Princess of Darkness (aka Jenna J Jameson) carries out her greatest crime yet, the kidnapping of Catwoman.
‘It’s blonde versus fake brunette this time.’ --- Scorpion Girl
http://www.tanyadanielle.com/
And now without further to do?
CHAPTER: CLUB Jenna’s TAKOVER OF THE PLAYBOY MANSION
If you remember in our last episode the cape crusader and robin were enroute to the Playboy Mansion to save the bunnies from The Princess of Darkness evil trap. Our intrepid caped duo turn off the Bat Mobile’s III head lights as they approach the Hugh den on inequity. Only a few hours early Hef and party guests had reveling in the spot light of the Mansion anniversary ball. Everywhere you turned there was a celebrity with a gaggle of voluptuous playboy bunnies surrounding them?
All was going well at Hef’s power Soiree way in to the dark hoursuntil EVIL showed up. With a hysterical laugh reminiscent of a hyena. The EVIL being the Princess of Darkness’ special hit team known as the ‘ACES OF SPADES’ lead by the Dark Knight's rabid foe.
THE PARTY TO END ALL PARTIES
THE UNSUSPECTING FUTURE PLAYBOY HOSTAGES
Strangely the usual security is not present; each of the palyboy mansion guards had received free tickets to a LA Lakers game that night. (Dastardly Club CJ) But by now the lights are dim at the former party central as the dynamic duo approaches the front of Hugh “Playboy Mansion” in total Darkness. A gentle mist has been left in the air left by the rain hitting the hot ground outside East Los Angeles earlier in the day.
The cape crusaders trusty sidekick Robin notices that there is only one light on inside the mansion, on the second floor. There laughter an almost inhuman kind of laughter wafting in the air along the occasionally scream from a terrified playboy bunnies. The idling engine of the Bat mobile III competes futilily at drowning out the terrified screams.
BATMAN: “Robin, let do some good”
ROBIN: “I’ll bring the bat grapple hooks so we can mount the Palace walls”
BATMAN:” To the Palace Walls?”
ROBIN : “Hey, I’ve always wanted to say that D.K”
BATMAN: “We will use our superior stealth and cunning to sneak up on these evil intruders from the mansion's roof”
ROBIN: “Sounds like plan dark knight.”
BATMAN: “Whoa that Laughing sound reminds me of the devil hyenas of West Africa?”
Robin stumbles ahead and sees a disconnected BATSIGNAL flood light, the power had been cut. The flood lights maybe turned off but Robins BAT nightvision can easily make out the symbol of a WINGED BAT on the flood light lens.
ROBIN : “I guess we found out where the bat signal came from…”
BATMAN: “I bet that when find out the source of the laughter will find out who kidnapped Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Bunnies”
ROBIN: “That laughter, it’s so familiar, who could it be???”
The caped duo tosses their grapples up on the roof of the Hef's mansion and slowly begin to climb the walls. They are outside the ledge of a plate glass window as the kidnappers taunt the Hugh Hefner and the Playboy Bunnies. Our hero
peer in to asess the situation.
KIDNAP LEADER: “HahAHaaaaaaaaaaaaaH, I amuse my self. Come now Miss January are the ropes a little too tight for you”
MISS JANUARY: “Bastard, you just wait till I squirm out of here and kick you in the nuts. You Freak!!!”
KIDNAP LEADER: “Smile for the camera you little bitch. HaHaHaaaaaaaaaaaah”
"SMILE FOR ME MISS JANUARY! HA! HA!" --- The Joker
Gadzooks readers, It is none other than the EVIL DOER JOKER! .... Club CJ's plus the Daily Smut's newest best fiend, wrong doer 4 hire!
TO BE CONTINUED....
Evil Has Returned....