EPISODE-12: "Perfect Dark Storm"

JENNA J. JAMESON

BIOGRAPHY

The story of a Dark Princess Part – I

Title: Scorpion-Girl Biography of evil doer “The Dark Princess”

Starring:

Jenna Jameson as “Dark Princess” http://clubjenna.com

Brianna Banks as “Fallen Angel” http://www.brianabanks.com/

Kobe Tai as “Jade Queen” http://www.kobetai.com/

Fefe Dobson as “Chanteuse” http://www.islandrecords.com/fefedobson/home.las

And Master "Samurai Venom"

Dear Avid Reader,

Our tempest of wrong doing the ‘Dark Princess’ aka Jenna J Jameson has her own storied past, a past will put her on a dark collision course with Scorpion Girl : Defender of Truth, Justice and Supermodels.

Our background story of Jenna J Jameson begins some 10 years ago before her rise to power as Editor-In-Chief/Owner of Los Angeles’ yellow rag the “Daily Smut”….

Super Villainess Biography:

Jenna the ‘Ultimate Heart Breaker’ was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. Raised in Las Vegas by her powerful father, who by the time she was 18 had unintentionally exposed Jenna J to the brightest of Las Vegas glitter. The bright bright flame of Vegas stardom and it alluring power were at this time slowly drawing her in.

She studied ballet and even got a online MBA (After all, where else would you learn about world domination, duh.) but it would be easy fortunes of exotic dancing that started our Jenna on her road to media stardom and power. Dancing led to nude modeling and her romance with the woman who would put Jenna in touch with the legendary martial arts master “Samurai Venom”.

By her 20th birthday Jenna had appeared in dozens of top girlie mags, including Penthouse, Hustler, High Society and Cheri but was in madly in love with the attractive and gorgeous Los Angeles dancer “Jade Queen”.

A visit to a porn set sealed Jenna's interest in a hardcore career, and Wicked Pictures signed her to an exclusive contract. Meanwhile Jenna learned more than love from femme fatale Kobe Tai a.k.a “Jade Queen”. Eventually our Jenna Jameson picked up enough of knowledge of martial arts to become a bit of master herself. .

It took only a few releases for Jenna to become Americas most popular young starlet.. She easily catapulted to the top of the adult porn hill with her powerful combination of ambition and beauty.

Kobe "Jade Queen" & Jenna " Formerly Princess of Light"

And in1996 she scored an unprecedented triple crown by taking home the XRCO Best New Starlet, the F.O.X.E. Video Vixen and the AVN Best New Starlet award s. Jenna has been branching into larger self promotion projects like http://clubjenna.com/

Jenna Jameson was the western world’s epitome of sexual desire. She's was America’s blonde bombshell that isn't afraid to take what she wants from any man – or woman. For the last 3 years Jenna out shined all other starlets and has had little if any competition for the title "Queen of Porn”. An uncontained and insatiable sex machine conquering the porn world was not enough for her, there was something missing and that was a starring mainstream movie role. Sadly, after loosing the part of “Daisy Duke” in the sequel to the “Dukes Hazard” to minor star Britney Spears she went totally ballistic and completely trashed her Bellagio suite.

JENNA J JAMESON: “That trollop Britney Spears to play Daisy Duke! Are they complete idiots?”

C.J. LACKEY: “You were born to play Daisy Duke, Mistress”

JENNA J JAMESON:” They will all rule the day that they turned me down.”

"Britney Spears!, Why her?" --- JJJ

She next disappeared to the Far East where she studied under the nefarious and powerful Samurai Venom. Jenna eventually became so good at mind control and mortal combat she eventually surpassed her live in consort Jade Queen.

“Do you want a piece of me, bitch-boy?” – Dark Princess escapes…

It was in the Far East she got the name “The Dark Princess” after literal beating and humiliating all comers in brutal one on one pit fights in Tokyo’s seedy Shinto district. The citizens locals paying a kings ransom to wee the “the petite blonde American” crush and humiliate here male rivals.

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The now wealthy “Dark Princess” made it back to America with her geisha in tow the lovely “Jade Queen”. She even authored a book consider the bible for all Kick ass evil doers; the book was titled “Kickboxing for Super Villainesses”. Jena J Jameson our ‘Dark Princess’ now had new plan for global media domination and perhaps one day even finally surpass minor celebrity ‘Britney Spears’.

Which us dear reader back to the year 2004. And, , the new and much more lethal Jenna J. Jameson in her role as Editor/Owner of the “Daily Smut” newspapers. The “Dark Princess” rise to the top of the corporate was fast, brutal and spectacular. For some strange reason her rivals kept disappearing, an then of course there was the series of fatal accident that befall anyone having anything to do with the “Dukes of Hazard: The Sequel”. According to the “Daily Smut” which scooped the “Dukes of Hazard’ a Highway of Death” story all the deaths
were most gruesome.

"Don't ever fuck with me" --- Dark Princess

Similarly, unlike most corporate take over where some rival might merely loose their job, Jenna J Jameson made to the top the old fashioned way she took her rivals to bed and quietly dispatched them to eternity. There was only one thing left in her way to rise to the top mainstream super stardom and world media domination and it was Tanya Scorpion-Girl the fly in the “Dark Princess” ointment….

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“Super Villainess”

Jena J Jameson

Vs

“Scorpion-Girl”

Tanya Danielle

Sexy Good and Sexy Evil wills face-off in the final knock’ em down and carry them out catfight episode. Here is an excerpt:

**SNEAK-PEAK**

DARK PRINCESS: “Welcome to my nightmare, little miss do-gooder!”

TANYA SCORPION-GIRL: “Why, you’re not even a real BRUNETTE! You eve have BLONDE roots!”

DARK PRINCESS: “Aieeeeeeee! You Bitch; I’m gonna, to pull your lovely hair out”……

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'Goodbye Scorpion-girl"....

TO BE CONTINUED...

Jenna J. Jameson in reality is starring in “Jenna Loves Bella” now….

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LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Above story is complete parody done rather poorly Story is fictional crap © 2004, any resemblance to reality is completely unintentional.